“Let me get this straight in my head, you’re the reason why we were brought here?” Abby glowered angrily at the alien, who was cowering before the three Space Boomers, who were not happy their ship, which had been exploring the Outer Rim of the Milky Way galaxy, had been yanked out of their control by a wormhole, manipulated and controlled by said aliens’ ship, which had suffered from some kind of disaster.
None of the boomers were bothered. They had a general rule; if any alien attacks, then beat the living piss out of it.
The alien gurgled in pain, one of its tentacles twitching, it clearly wanted to rub its aching, bulging baggy sac of a head. “Y-yes,” it spoke in a pitched voice which rose, fell, shouted, and whispered. The alien had not been able to understand human language at first, but it had learnt quickly, even if it was a long way from being fluent.
“And you’ve been yanking ships from different corners of the universe for….how long?” Erin glared pointedly at the alien while she felt sick to her stomach. Despite the zero g training all astronauts went through, which was considered child’s play to later generations who were born and raised in space, Erin had never liked being in zero g too long. The alien was essentially a octopus, with the arms with little sucker cups and because it could float in the low gravity without any trouble, its people clearly hadn’t considered aliens boarding their ships like this, so the boomers had no choice but to use magnetic boots and thruster packs to keep themselves steady.
“I…do not….know,” the alien enunciated carefully, terrified of making a mistake. The last one had resulted in three of its friends being shot by plasma blasts. “I….no….know…..timescale you can….understand.”
“Try us!”
“No, Erin,” Jackie interrupted, ignoring her friend’s returning glare. “It might take too long or we might not understand it. After all, this is an alien. We can’t understand it, and it can barely understand us. So why bother?” Jackie turned to the alien. “Your wormholes, how do they work?” Humanity had long since given up on finding and using wormholes. They didn’t need them. Ever since the many world’s interpretation showing parallel worlds was correct, humans could slip sideways through dimensional space and travel either through time or through space in the blink of an eye.
That was the reason why space boomers and other space explorers had been going on multiple year missions. Time travel had allowed humans to travel to hundreds of worlds, and was the reason why the Milky Way galaxy was being opened up all the time. It was the reason why space boomers like Jackie’s brother was on 9 year missions, jumping to other galaxies like Andromeda, and even beyond to explore with colonist ships being sent out and expanding the empire from there. Humans had outgrown the need for warp drive and wormholes, they both needed techniques to twist the laws of the universe like a pretzel, but now humans could use parallel worlds to slip into, bypassing all of those boring laws that had held them back for years.
But clearly other races hadn’t taken the same approach and they had succeeded, like this one had.
Jackie wondered if they would have discovered natural wormholes eventually. She had a feeling they would, knowledge of modern physics was accelerating with every day.
This was one thing the alien could understand. “They….natural….holes. No artificial ones.”
“You’ve discovered natural wormholes?” There were theories on Earth where natural wormholes could be lying in wait, a natural collection of spaghetti like strings, wormholes stabilised by cosmic strings, looping through the universe, but nobody had been able to find them. If they could take this aliens’ knowledge back then they would make their 5-year mission really count beyond everything they’d done. And what about those other alien ships they had seen? They could board many of them, take some of their technologies, their secrets, and the already advancing wave of the Earth Empire would advance even more.
“Y-Y-yes,” the alien gurgled. “We…discovered them long ago. Learnt how to manipulate them.”
Abby had seen the same possibilities as Jackie had, but she had another concern. “What happened, why did the wormhole bring us here?” She demanded.
The octopus quailed at the very visible anger coming from the aliens who’d boarded its ship, killed its crew and bond friends. “The engine failed. Power source broke down, caused overload into the Navi-navigational programmers. Now random wormholes are being opened up as they’re unlocked.”
“Unlocked, what do you mean?” Erin asked.
“My…race discovered the wormholes could be manipulated, each one could be unlocked with a specific key frequency.”
“If we could access it, could we find a way back to our own galaxy?”
“Yes. But the drive is damaged. We were….never….able to repair…it,” the octopus alien explained, relaxing as its sensitive tentacles sensed the hostility was ebbing away. “We tried repairing it, but the unit’s power source was leaked…and we could not repair it.”
“What about the other aliens?”
“Their ships were too different. Some were….primitive. Some did not have the technology to travel beyond what you call lightspeed. Others had similar technologies, but we killed them, only to discover we couldn’t use their technologies. When you arrived….we believed your technology, different as it was, would mean we no longer needed this ship. But you fought back,” something like real anger bubbled in the aliens’ bubbling, gurgling voice, “you were our only hope of returning home, and your ship would have yielded its secrets, you had achieved faster than light differently from us, who spent many cycles seeking a way…”
The alien wasn’t able to gurgle, shriek, or cry as Erin shot it in the bulging head sac.
“Erin, why would you do that?” Jackie demanded angrily.
“I was getting tired of its voice. Besides, it hadn’t really told us anything,” Erin retorted as she lowered her blaster.
“But we needed its help to find the wormhole drive,” Abby said.
“Oh, come on, it wasn’t going to say anything,” Erin was starting to ask herself if she had made a mistake, but it was too late for that now, “they were going to kill us and steal our ship. Besides, we can find our own way back using this ship’s navigational database. They must have used the wormholes to make a course.”
“But what if they didn’t? We could get lost, and we don’t have enough supplies for a long trip,” Abby argued.
Erin sagged. “Oh, sorry guys.”
“But we were going to kill it soon,” Abby conceded.
A light went up in Erin’s brain. “What’s going to happen to the alien ships out there?” She asked. “There are hundreds of them. And since the dampening field from the wormhole drive was switched off, they’ll be leaving. Do you think they’d give us some of their star charts to help us plot a course back to the Milky Way if we can’t get the wormholes to work for us?”
“Why don’t we check the wormhole device and see if we can get it to work?” Jackie suggested.
-8-
The wormhole device was alien, and while Jackie was their engineer and understood their own FTL drive, she was absolutely flummoxed by the alien technology. But she tried for hours to understand it, but no matter what she tried she couldn’t even try to understand it. Jackie looked up, glad to see her friends as they walked in. Her brain was aching.
“Any luck?” Abby asked, seeing the answer was a resounding no already.
“None, and I’ve been working for hours in zero g,” Jackie winced as she moved and her stomach shifted in a very uncomfortable way; even their genetic modifications couldn’t fix everything in zero g.
Erin saw her wince. “Gravity bad?”
“Very. Anyway, I can’t make this work. I don’t get it. The circuitry, if it can be called that,” Jackie hefted up a bunch of slimy translucent tentacles which were filled with different coloured fluids, “is organic. There’s little to no metals. Forget engineers, we need geneticists. This is organic tech.”
“Organic technology?” Abby repeated.
“Yeah.”
“Organic technology. Its only been theorised back home.”
“Yeah, but we can’t use it. I’d had my doubts I could make it work, but this clinches it,” Jackie threw away the tentacles and took off the gloves she’d used to protect her hands, and she left them floating around and gathered her tool box. “We might as well find our own way back. Did you have any luck with the navigational database?”
Abby and Erin shared a quick look and then back. “We told them the wormhole drive was off and they could all go, but only a few of them sent over their star charts.”
“Cool, where are they?” Jackie disengaged her magnetic boots and floated over, once she was close to them she re-engaged the magnets and stuck to the ground.
“They were eager to help after learning we’d killed the aliens,” Abby said. “They’d tried for years, but they lacked our savagery, their words.”
“Charming.”
“They transmitted the charts to the ship’s computer - don’t worry, we’re getting a virus check done, and we made sure the computer was disconnected from the main one,” Erin said. “I’ve gone through some of them; one of the ships has been travelling for 50,000 years and they’ve crossed several galaxies. That’s going to be gold dust, but I haven’t checked it against our own almanacs.”
“Let’s do that now, and then we can get back home. I dunno about you, but I’ve had enough of this ship,” Jackie said.
The three space boomers gladly left the alien ship, and they returned to their own.
-8-
Floating around the system were hundreds of space ships. Some were big, some were small. Some were shaped like rubbish bins. Some were shaped like giant golf balls. There were space stations, and ships.
“Hey, I’ve managed to get a fix; according to these charts, we can reach galaxy M97,” Erin cheered.
“Galaxy M87?” Abby repeated thoughtfully. “We have a few outposts there, right?”
“Yeah. We just have to plot the course, and then we can get back,” Erin smiled.
Jackie saw a nasty and worrying flaw in the plan. “Are you sure those charts are accurate, Erin? I mean, they are alien charts.”
Erin pouted at the negative waves. “I have checked, Jackie. Believe me. I’ve checked against our own charts. They’re accurate.”
Jackie tapped Abby on the shoulder, hoping that was true. “Okay, then.”
-8-
The ship glowed and disappeared, jumping.



